Just for Fun, and Some Weary Humor Coming Out

I've still been in a loop of training, getting ready for training, and preparing for KETIV's AMA event on October 29th.

Like many people, I cringe at an overused buzzword.  I really cringe when I hear myself saying them.
So on a break, took some common buzzwords from the link here and created Star Wars equivalents of them.

Once again, Vader wins manager of the year.

Why?  Why not?  I just needed to have a little fun I suppose!

In any case, on a random whim, I decided to share them.  There's no "Inventorness" here today.  So feel free to keep moving.  Or, take a couple of minutes and enjoy my slightly warped humor.

Perhaps if enough of us start using them, we'll create a 'paradigm shift'!

1. "Reach out" - "Force choke". 
2. "Take off line" -"After we exit hyperspace" 
3. "Shift our goal posts" - "Redeploy our stormtroopers."
4. "Socialize documents" - "Set a course for Mos Eisley" 
5. "Monetize" - "Make like Boba Fett."
6. "Downsize" - "Feed to Sarlacc"
7. "All in effort" - "Send the Death Star"
8. "Accelerate" - "Jump to hyperspace"
9. "Thought Leadership" - "Jedi mind tricks" 
10. "Button up" - "Encase in Carbonite"

Like I said.  This is just for a little fun before I put my head back down and start working again.  Hope you enjoyed it, and I'm working on some more "real" blog posts soon. 

Do you have a few, feel free to add a comment!